…with boys. Like the saying goes, you can’t live with them, and you can’t live without them. I mean, we haven’t really “lived” with them in a long, long, lonnngggg ass time, but some faint, distant memories can help us recollect the good and the bad that boys bring to the table. Being that it’s the 14th of the month, we decided to come up with a list of the 7 things we love and the 7 things we hate about boys (thank you Mylie <3). Because, frankly, no matter how much we complain, between the bitter lines, we’re sure you’ve noticed that we do crave a little bit of their attention. Just a little.
Unfortunately, like Sam Smith, too many times we’ve found out we’re not the only ones, so we have to go with Lily Allen and say “F&#K YOU” more often than not. I know we are getting mixed up with the wrong ones, which may be a little bit of our own faults and a result of the law of attraction. You know, besides being masochistic, we like the bad boys a little too much. But PSA ladies, the good ones are too often BAD BAD ones in disguise. Watch your boys girlfriends, you may not be the only one either. Just sayin’. Carrie Underwood gives some sound advice on how to take care of him before he cheats. Because truly, he’s probably up behind her, and not with a pool stick, if you know what I’m saying. If you wait too long, you might not be a survivor with Destiny’s Child, because that orange is the new black look is going to be yours, and not the casting call type either. Heard those bars are quite solid, there’s no escaping M.I.A. Bad Girls when they want that Sunday Kind of Love like Etta James.
So just don’t Play with Fire like Hillary Duff and move on. Say Bye Bye Bye like Justin did to N’Sync and get with something better. Saturday nights are for the besties. Let’s keep our hearts in our chest and not on our sleeves. That style’s so last winter. It’s time to say I Don’t Fuck with You, bitch I got no feelings, and I got a million, trillion things I’d rather f*&king do. You know, because Big Sean knows what the deal is, he’s been around the block a few times we’re sure. And we must remind you that with Venus in retrograde, it’s no time to be worrying about cuffing up with boys anyway. Take a break, if you haven’t already, and don’t look back, because, like Taylor, We are never ever getting back together with those losers. Take it from Tupac and Keep ya Head Up sista. Be the BO$$ ass bitch Fifth Harmony preaches until your singing the Pussycat Dolls Don’t Cha at Karaoke Mondays. Ladies, it ain’t east being Independent, but take it from Beyonce and Run the World. Disrespect us, no they won’t. Take it from Keri Hilson, do the Pretty Girl Rock, no question that this girl’s a 10, and you are all so beautiful. Who cares if anyone hates you for it. Wait for it. The good ones are out there somewhere. You are so worth it!
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